Funny and modern sketches for the New Year for children

Woman by the fireplace

New Year's holidays in 2020 are the most suitable time for communication with children. Parents and children are preparing together for the cherished date - decorate the house, decorate the Christmas tree. And if guests who also have children are expected on December 31 or January 1, this is an occasion to prepare a sketch for showing on New Year's Eve. Learning and rehearsing the role will give the guys great pleasure.

Very many scenarios for the holidays sin by the length and complexity of the preparation. It’s better to learn a few small scenes than one big and confusing story. They can be shown with breaks for games and competitions for guests.

The following scenes are suitable not only for home - you can use them when preparing a holiday at school or in kindergarten.

The best funny scenes for kids

Baby under the christmas treeShort funny scenes will amuse both children and adults for the New Year 2020 of the White Metal Rat. Mini-performances will make the holiday fun and memorable.

Letter to Santa Claus

Daughter: “Mom, please buy me a 96-sheet notebook!”
Mom (surprised): “Why are you so fat?”
Daughter: “I will Letter to Santa Claus write what gifts I want! To make sure everything fits! ”
Mom: “Just don’t forget to write to grandfather how you behaved this year!”
Daughter: “Well, if you write that it’s good, it will be a lie. And if you write that it’s bad - then I can’t see gifts like my ears. ”I will write this:“ Dear Grandfather Frost! During this year I did a lot of rather original deeds! ... "

Order for Santa Claus

Son: "Dad, I just sent a letter to Santa Claus!"
Father: “And what did you order him, interesting?”
Son: "Oh, just a little ... Just a designer, a machine gun and a laptop!"
Father: “These are all wonderful things, of course! But maybe you should not ask for a laptop? And then the long list turns out ... "
Son: “Oh, why are you so worried? You will not buy gifts, but Santa Claus! ”

How to get a gift

Child: “Mom, are you glad that the New Year is coming soon?”
Mom: “Well, of course, glad!”
Child: “And will you receive a New Year's gift from Santa Claus?”
Mom: “Santa Claus comes only to children! And my father will probably buy a present for me. ”
Child: “What would you like to get from him?”
Mom: “To be honest, a mink coat! But I'm not sure that he will give it to me ... "
Child: “And you try to fall to the floor, scream and kick with your feet! It always works for me! ”

About Little Johnny

Teacher: “Little Johnny, how can you relate to learning this way? What nt day, then deuce! If that goes on, your father will soon have gray hair. ”
Little Vovochka: “Oh, this will be a great New Year present for him! And then he’s completely bald! ”

Cool sketches for teens

Girl by the fireplace
Teenagers are able to learn large volumes of texts for role-playing. In the sketches, humor prevails for them, "adult" realities are introduced.

Protection of Santa Claus

First guard: "Santa Claus is in place?"
Second guard: “Shh, come on without names, there may be wiretapping. And in general, it sounds intolerant. "
The first: "And how should I?"
Second: “Low-temperature pensioner! He will come when the clock shows certain numbers! ”
First: “But we don’t have a watch!”
Second: “They will inform us!”
First: “What is Baba Yaga? Heaters didn’t throw anywhere? Didn’t set the heat guns? ”
Second: “Everything is under control. Keeping the adversary at a distance. ”
The first one: “I’m already young, but all the same ... Then the Snow Maiden will change clothes, then Barbie, then Little Red Riding Hood. Here you have to keep your eyes open. It’s time to go around the territory, by the way. ”
(The guards leave, after a while Baba Yaga jumps out)
Baba Yaga: “What, didn’t you wait ?! We thought calmly to celebrate New Year ?! And I have come! Now I’ll catch your grandfather frostbitten, but I’ll put him on the battery! Let your old bones warm a bit! I’ll take the presents for myself! ”
(The guards run out, grab Baba Yaga by the arms. The song "Our service is both dangerous and difficult" plays)
First guard: “I got in, so, from a stupa on a parachute, I drove? Now we’ll put you under lock and key, so as not to interfere with the celebration! ”
Baba Yaga: “Boys, maybe not? Or maybe we’ll agree in a good way, eh? You will help me deal with my grandfather, and I will take you to my staff. With an increase! "
Second guard: “You will negotiate with Koshchei the Immortal. "He’s also been sitting with us for a long time, on enhanced nutrition, by the way."
Both guards: “Santa Claus has incorruptible security! Happy New Year, guys! ”
(Baba Yaga is led off the stage)

New Year's composition

greeting card

Teacher (sitting at the table): "Holidays, holidays, but I need to work, check notebooks ... So, the essay" So I asked Santa Claus for the New Year. " It is curious that they wrote here. Our first little Vovochka ... "
(The teacher opens the notebook, Vovochka comes on the scene)
Little Vovochka: “I would ask Santa Claus to make sure that there are no essays in next year I didn’t have to write! ”
(Little Vova leaves)
Teacher: “Well, with this everything is clear, loafer ... Next notebook. Masha Stop, why is the makeup catalog attached to the essay? ”
(The notebook opens, Mashenka enters the scene)
Mashenka: “I would ask Santa Claus for New Year's items No. 145, 146 and 172!”
(Masha leaves)
Teacher: “Brevity is the sister of talent, or what? Okay ... Who is next? Egor!"
(Yegor appears on the scene)
Egor: “To ask Santa Claus for something, you need to write a letter to him. Where is his personal e-mail? Here you can’t do without hacking the system ... "
(Yegor leaves in deep thought)
Teacher: “Everything is clear, the hacker is growing. Oh, I'm tired of something, then, probably, I will check it. ”
(All the children run out onto the stage)
Chorus: "Happy New Year, with new happiness!"

New Year 2017. Grade 8.

The oligarch and his daughter

Oligarch: "Zlata, daughter, do you know what holiday happens at the end of December?"
Zlata: “Dad, I’m only 11 years old, why should I understand all this? The calendar at our house hangs on the third floor in the fifth room - take the elevator and look. ”
Oligarch: "Actually, we already celebrated this holiday, guess for yourself."
Zlata: “Is this when we went to Hawaii?”
Oligarch: “No, it was your birthday. The fifth day of every month. ”
Zlata: “And, I remember, a holiday when we rode in a tank?”
Oligarch: "No, we celebrated Victory Day."
Zlata: “When did you fly on an airplane?”
Oligarch: “And this is Aviation Day!”
Zlata: “Well then, I give up!”
Oligarch: “New Year is coming soon! My favorite holiday! ”
Zlata: “What's so special about him?”
Oligarch: "Well, on this day it is customary to give presents!"
Zlata: “No, but what's so special?”
Oligarch: “And I don’t give gifts!”
Zlata (surprised): “And who?”
Oligarch: "Santa Claus!"
Zlata: “And where is he on the Forbes list?”
Oligarch: “Not on any. Giving gifts is his job. And on this day everyone gathers together, drinks, eats tangerines and shouts “Christmas tree, burn!”
Zlata: “Why burn her?”
Oligarch: “No, they don’t burn her! Lanterns and toys are hung on it. My hands are already itching. Ida decorate the Christmas tree! "
Zlata: “Come on! Only half of the toys are for me! ”
(Dad and daughter leave the stage)

2020 morning performances

Kids in Christmas hats
A matinee in kindergarten or in the lower grades of the school will be decorated with a small New Year theme with several characters.

Cinema about Santa Claus

The director reads the main text, children in costumes act out the performance. Characters can also be inanimate objects.

Director: “We are making a movie about Santa Claus.Camera, motor, let's go! Once, Grandfather harnessed his horse and went to the forest to chop a tree. And what’s going on in the forest: the wind is noisy, the wolves howl, the owl hoots. I ran past a deer, tapped hooves. Hares jumped out into a clearing, drummed on a stump. They saw Grandfather with a horse and rode away. He sat on a stump, looked around. He sees a lot of Christmas trees around. I went to one Christmas tree, touched it. Not good. I examined another Christmas tree - I also did not like it. Looks - the third one just right. He swung his ax at her, and the Christmas tree begs ... "
Christmas tree number 3: "Grandfather-grandfather, do not chop me! I’m not good for kids. "My leg is lame, the needles crumble, the bark is all peeling off!”
Director: “Grandfather obeyed, but he approached another Christmas tree. I touched her. And the needles are strong, and the bark is whole, and the trunk is straight. Suitable for the New Year! Look, the ax has already been lost somewhere! He decided to pull out the tree with the root. And the Christmas tree tells him ... "
Fir-tree No. 4: "Pull-pull, old, all the same there will not be enough strength."
Director: “My grandfather began to drag the tree. Can not stretch. Hares came to the rescue. Pull-pull - to no avail. They called the wolves. Pull-pull - again does not work. Wolves called an owl. Everyone began to pull the Christmas tree. The Christmas tree rests, it is not given. Yes, the wind is blowing! On the one hand blowing - no way! On the other hand - there is a Christmas tree! Blown from a third party! Then they pulled out the Christmas tree! The grandfather was delighted, put the Christmas tree on a sled and went with her to the kids, to celebrate the New Year! The end of the film!"

New Year. A scene in the kindergarten!

Bored Christmas tree

There is an elegant Christmas tree with a sad look, it looks sadly at the floor. The Leader comes.

Host: “Hello, children! How smart you are today, how beautiful! It's expensive to see! And so it is necessary to celebrate the New Year! So, where is the Christmas tree? Where? There she is! Oh, what are you, Yolochka, so sad? Let’s find out from her why she’s sad? ”
Christmas tree: “I'm bored with you here! Here are my girlfriends - everyone stands on the city squares. There is music, and they are dressed up luxuriously, and their gifts are heaped! What about me? Eh ... "
Presenter: “Why are you, Yolochka, saying this? We have a lot of fun here! Look how many girls and boys! They can do everything with us - they dance, they sing songs, they tell poems. ”
Christmas tree: “Oh, I don’t believe something? Is it true that he can sing? ”
Host: “Of course, we can! Guys, let's sing for the Christmas tree? "
(Children sing a New Year's song)
Christmas tree: “Yes, that's good! I already like it here. Maybe you still know how? ”
(Children show numbers, recite poems)
Christmas tree: “Well, now I see that it was not in vain that I was here! Do you have gifts for me? ”
(Children decorate the Christmas tree with tinsel, snowflakes cut out of paper)
Presenter: "Christmas tree, do you still want us to leave the square for your girlfriends?"
Christmas tree: “I want to stay with you! You are very funny and beautiful, you know how to celebrate a holiday. ”
(Children dance around the Christmas tree)

Useful Tips

Christmas decorations

When preparing skits for New Year's Eve 2020, take the following tips into account.

  • Too complicated scenario is not suitable for kids.
  • Careful preparation of costumes is necessary for activities at school or in kindergarten. If at home the character will be indicated only symbolically, several features (for example, Santa Claus - with a red cap) - it does not matter.
  • The room should have New Year's attributes.
  • To memorize a role is optional. The main thing is to remember the general plot, because even at real concerts, actors sometimes improvise. Have a dress rehearsal just before the holiday
  • After playing the scenes, you can spend New Year's contests.

Young artists who have played their roles with dignity deserve an award. After the scenes are completed, do not forget to give all participants sweet gifts. This will be a great incentive to arouse the interest of children in performances, which can later come in handy (remember how much movie actors and former KVN-schiki who have become television comedians earn).

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New Year's scenes in the year of the White Rat - a great way to spend time not only with children. When the kids go to bed, nothing prevents the adults from playing the more “sharp” scenes, for example, with jokes about alcohol.

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