If you want to diversify the New Year holiday, take care of the entertainment. A great option - comic predictions for the New Year 2020. Merry New Year's prophecies will please relatives and friends. This game is suitable for corporate parties. I advise you to choose positive and good options so that no one is offended. In the article you will find the comic forecasts of the Metal Rat about the future, appropriate in different companies.
List of Comic Predictions
The selection begins with health predictions for 2020. Of course, they have a humorous bias, but some can be taken into service.
- “In winter you won’t be sick if you don’t forget to put on a warm scarf!”
- “Everything will be o’key with health if you make friends more often!”
- “If you are tempered, you won’t go to the doctor!”
- “Health in the New Year will be strengthened, and you will conquer any peaks!”
- “If you lie down on the ice naked, then the microbe will not creep up to you!”
- “So get rid of ailments - do more sports!”
- “To strengthen your health, you need to visit the bathhouse!”
Career and job
A lot of money and success prophesies this year!
Raise your glass
And be lucky!
Waiting for a miracle in the New Year ?!
And the excuse sounds like a toast -
Expect rapid career growth!
If you work like a horse,
It will not be sweet in life!
In the New Year there is also a moment to relax,
And for a driving weekend - this is not a joke!
In the New Year, evil jokes over colleagues
Create large gaps in the aura!
A year will bring good luck in work -
You can solve any problem.
Career Rise Promises Courage -
You move to the top floor!
Predictions about working in prose will also make the holiday interesting.
- In the New Year you will find many exciting everyday activities.
- At the beginning of the year, hear a powerful explosion: your envious people and competitors will burst with envy.
- After the New Year holidays, you will be attacked ... incredible luck, happiness and prosperity. Resistance will not help.
- When delays disappear at work, a desire to increase will be fulfilled.
- An increase in the budget is already waiting in early summer.
- Look carefully under your feet so as not to stray from a successful road.
- There will be much more finance. Where is your wallet thicker ?!
Love and relationships
- “The White Rat advises you not to grieve, because friends will be with us all year.”
- "Blood will sparkle in my veins because my heart will warm love."
- “This is the forecast that heaven promises you: in the new year, only miracles will be in life!”
- “An unusual year awaits: a round dance will spin in love!”
- “In the coming year, you will everywhere feel like a fish in the water!”
- "On a sunny deserted beach, your fate will lie down nearby."
- “Everything will be fine on the personal front!”
- “There will be a sea of friends and bright fun days.”
- “You will have special luck - expect more in the family!”
- “The year promises to be successful without fail: you will fall in love with two at the same time!”
- “You are lucky in life, which means that a whole year awaits great success.”
- “Be attentive to the gifts of loved ones: heavy objects can cause cones on the forehead.”
- "The New Year will be bright - get a lot of gifts."
- "In the New Year, do not borrow - take forever."
What year will it be
Many are interested in what 2020 will be like. Here are some humorous parting words on this subject.
- “The Rat bodes good luck and a brand new summer house!”
- “The year will be very difficult, because, whatever one may say, it’s hard to carry a full suitcase with money.”
- “A lot of happiness and pleasant troubles are promised to you by the Rat in the New Year!”
- "If you are energetic, then the year will be different."
- “Coming of your income growth and exotic vacation in the middle of the year.”
- “There will be some wonderful days in the coming year: your birthday and every new day that comes.”
- “A lot of thrills and pleasant sensations.”
- “From the beginning of the year there will be luck of various kinds.”
- “The New Year will bring gorgeous gifts, and every day will be bright!”
- “We are in a hurry to upset - your dreams are very modest, and great luck awaits you.”
- “There will be a reason for joy in the coming year - a new car will appear.”
- “Can you believe that cherished dreams will come true soon!”
- “The White Rat is preparing new discoveries and pleasant events for you in the year.”
- “In the New Year you are in full parade - a real life in chocolate is waiting.
Hollywood doesn't even imagine
Various magicians, all-seeing, fortune-tellers and astrologers are very popular. A well-thought-out prediction made in a comic form will capture the attention of the guests for a long time and make the holiday even brighter. Trying to understand what and how to predict, remember Hollywood, or rather, the names of popular films with an intriguing plot.
To carry out ideas in the room, the lights are dimmed, only candles and garlands remain, and quiet music is turned on. In a circle pass a glass vase in the shape of a ball. Neon lights or garlands are laid at the bottom of the vase, and sprinkled with rose petals cut from corrugated paper on top. One of the following parting words should be applied on one side of the petal:
- This year it expects - “Big jackpot”.
- Next summer, meet - "Midnight in Paris."
- Soon get to know - “Meet the Parents”.
- You will never be - The Third Extra.
- This year you will experience “Fatal Attraction”.
- You will soon find out that you are Beauty in a Million.
- Tomorrow you will have - "Sex and the City."
The number of records is limited by the imagination of the person who composed them and the number of films and TV shows whose names are part of the joke. Everyone at the table can get a few pieces of paper. A good game will come out of this idea, the winner in which is the one who has more rose petals and accordingly more predictions. The reward can be a dance to your favorite song or permission to come up with a farewell note for each participant.
With a song in life
Lyrics are an inexhaustible source of information. The main start-up of the holiday comes to each of the guests with a large dish, on which pieces of paper with a prediction are scattered in a chaotic manner, and asks to take one of them.
On parchment you can write:
- Next year expects - "There is so much separation on earth."
- In February, meet - “Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man’s world. "
- In the spring, you should be careful with - “Ah, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced.”
- You should beware of a woman with a name - "Natasha, Natasha, my heart and soul."
- A stranger will say - "But I did not know that love can be cruel."
- Workdays will be similar to - “And I’m going all this in Dolce Gabana.”
- After the increase in wages, you - "Oh, I feel, girls are going for a walk."
The choice of song can be any. The prediction must be listened carefully. Everyone who can sing the next verse in a song and name her artist is given a small gift.
Poetic predictions with friends
New Year 2020 - time for relaxation and rest. To make the holiday more fun, you can please your friends with comic predictions in verse form:
There will be money and success
Sex, girlfriend is the best
Both salary and work,
But one more concern
If a new limousine,
He will not give you Georgians
Not see all these benefits
So somehow it is so!
After the festive party,
Do not forget to buy a cart.
Money will be soon,
Their rowing, forgetting about the mountain.
If you meet New Year you are in sour cream, like a cat,
Happiness and success will please everyone for a long time
So don’t sit here, hurry to the store
And buy not a liter, not two, but one and a half buckets -
Vodka, beer, moonshine, cognac, more liquor,
To be honest, these people have long remembered the New Year!
New Year’s salary,
Fur coat, handbag, boots,
A twig of thorns
Fame, a little honor.
All wishes come true
And there will be success in everything,
But for the sake of great recognition
Tear all with your teeth.
There is a danger that colleagues,
Roll you out on a cart
To never see such a shame
It is better to sit in a corner, drink your juice quietly.
You such a prediction
Silence will not bring to good
So that you have success
Sing a song for everyone.
Predictions in Prose
Before the celebration, each guest is given 1 prediction. When his turn comes toast, instead of his speech, he reads what is written on a piece of paper. It is not recommended to expand the message to the very toast.
“This year, everyone will find a treasure - the nestle of the spouse, the bill lost by the chef, the coin rolled 50 years ago behind the sofa.”
Make jokes so as not to offend a person, make him smile, or maybe reflect on the advice received. Do not predict something serious. Talking about personal tragedies, lack of money and turmoil at work - this is not something to think about at the New Year's table.
For the prediction to come out truly interesting, it must be designed for specific people. So, if a family of children, youth and the elderly gathered at the table, then obviously it is worth refraining from jokes on intimate topics. The theme may be shared pleasant memories. The theme for children is favorite fairy tales and cartoons. Not knowing how to make a prediction for an adult, you can look into a book with your favorite poems. Many psychics do just that.
Pay attention to design. Show your imagination and creativity. At the same time, keep in mind that in 2020 the trend will be elegance and unpretentiousness. What are the design options for comic forecasts?
- Biscuits. Get a treat, an occasion to have fun, make the evening more fun.
- Postcards in the form of snowflakes, Christmas trees or Christmas balls. Inside, the New Year's prophecy will be written.
- Predictions of the future in beautiful organza bags. Also a sweet idea would be an addition in the form of sweets.
- Paper convolutions in a large glass vase so that each guest can lower her hand into it and choose a cheerful prognosis.
- Air balloons. So guests can burst balls and read the forecast for upcoming events.
Pay attention to the meaning of the predictions so that they create a festive mood and delight those present. Funny forecasts will make the New Year's party humorous, unpredictable, bright. You can also use catchphrases from films, bright names, quotes of songs. For instance:
- "Ah, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced ...".
- "... The trailer will move, the platform will remain."
- “And I'll sit in a convertible and go somewhere.”
- “There are millions of chances that everything will come true soon”
- “A million, a million US dollars, life will be good ...”
I hope the holiday will be fun and positive thanks to such interesting entertainments as the comic predictions of the White Metal Rat.